| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Age | Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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| Billboards | I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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| Parents | Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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| People | People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
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| Progress | Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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| Work | People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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